ME, RIGHT NOW
by uvalawkward
As most of you can tell, I won’t be updating this blog much during finals. Fear not, though: I can officially confirm that I will be back next year to help you keep wasting time in class.
For those of you wondering, the year-end totals for this thing were pretty ridiculous. As this goes to post, we’re a bit north of 70,000 pageviews since it launched just over one week ago, spread out not-so-evenly across 55 countries (well, 54 — thanks a lot, Taiwan). I have no idea how you guys did it, but somehow you found a way to spend EVEN MORE time online during finals season. The top-viewed post was a recognition of all things great about UVA social life, followed in second by an amateur clown who hits way too close to home, and in third by a llama who looks exactly like I did in Torts. Some of the most-viewed creations were user-submitted, which just goes to show that you guys are the bomb dot law dot edu.
Still, I wanted to put together a little something for my pre-hiatus update. As a final farewell (until I drunk-post at Three next Friday), I’m going to use this entry for something entirely new and exciting: UVALawkward superlatives!
The awards are as follows:
Best Anchorman-Themed University-Wide Emails:
Derek Leach
Best New Offices:
Career Services
Most Improved:
UVA Gray
Best Attempt at Solving a Problem with a Bigger Problem:
The Dedicated Music Room
Best Idea for 1945 Memorial Service:
Twenty-one forty-ounce salute
Best Way to Make Me Feel Better About My Own Finals:
[UPDATE] Most Righteous Public Shaming of the Century:
Martha Ballenger
That’s all for now. Check back sporadically during exams (HA!), over the summer, or in earnest upon our return to North Grounds next Fall.
Wahoowa, friends; and see you on the other side.
Ohh, what did Martha B. do?